ok so i was paroosing the app store on my awesome new phone the iPhone 3g. when I saw a app called amog us. it has lots of good reviews (two stars) and so I downloaded it. suddewnly i was hooked. i couldn't stop playing the game. suddenbly i was seeing the imposter everywher.e . my mom was sus. my stupid step-dad is pretty sus. even lebron james was acting pretty sussy (I know him) and all of a sudden I couldn't take it. like the tell tale heart, this tell tale imposter burst forth from my wretched being and lunged onto my undying conscience. the sus had gotten to me: as such, I did the only thing imaginable in that situation: I grabbed an axe and I went to stasrbucks again. i slaughtered everywhere in there. i am now on the run from the law, all because of among us. i was hiding out in liberia for a while but then I saw the presidents tie. it looked hella sus. and being hella sus, I tttook out a shotgun and BLAM i shot the president. bu I had a epic a epic skateboard and I rode away to LA where I hid out in jake pauls house. I am currently living in his basement.

ok so this one time i. w as at the great capital of north korea, Pyongyang, when I suddenly was blessed by his holiness Dr. Edward Listeintsiin. he said to me " hey I really like you. be blessed" and then he an ana and then I saw Mr joe biden my saviour. i love joe biden so much that I decided to kill him. bang bang bang bang went the state approved gun that I got. from the gun store. I shooted joe biden and then he said ow i am going to dying please help! bvut no one did because that capitalist pig was too extemporaneous in his enxhumsion. i want bread now please I need food I haven't eaten in 5 days