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1622566854000

lol

i know im inactive on here buuuut ive been more active on my other socials
discord - zoe is swag#0612
insta - peep_zoe
email? - [email protected]
msg me on those instead <3!!

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1622067661000

wtf my guy

hey guys im here to give the ladies in the room some free advice.
DONT TRY TO HIDE A FLASH DRIVE IN UR BRA
my brother was asking me for my flash drive bc he wanted to smash it (dont ask why)
well i thought i was smart... until i couldnt find it
i was looking everywhere while yelling at my brother
ur probably thinking "couldnt she feel it, how stupid"
NO I COULDNT FEEL IT and i know im stupid
just dont hide stuff in ur bra peeps!!!

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1621861606000

heartbroken

ok i just want a big titty goth girl or like a fkn baddie but texas aint the place u look for them
im lonely forever and crying inside
i have resorted to men now
hot men hmu😔

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1621608219000

face reveal pt2

so ive officially decided not to do a face reveal bc of what some ppl said ab me :P
i hope u guys understand <3

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1621353769000

face reveal ?!?!

ok so, some people have been asking for a face reveal.
im not 100% sure on doing one because i dont like the way i look.
i have been putting a lot of thought into it tho, i just need to be more ok with me
and as for those who have seen me, please dont "expose" me or some crazy shit <3

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1621265617000

Bomb \-(0_0)-/

ok so this perfect ass bitch made a blog ab me bc theyre so awesome.
i love u so much <platonically ofc>
ur so nice and i love everything about u!
ur the mostest, perfectest person ever
u call me a god, but bae, ur the the god of swag. fax no printer
i love how i can be a complete dumbass and u dont care
im glad ur in my life <3
mwah

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1620998961000

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We rise, we fall, we stride
All in the moment life's the sea,
we're the tide
Up and down my happiness goes
The highs are not high,
and the lows are too low
Before I met her I didn't like the color yellow
But now I see it and it shines above,
not at all mellow

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1620085206000

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1000 FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TYSM <33333333

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1619734177000

grow up pls :D

yes i made a poem on men and sexual harassment
no it wasnt directed towards all men
this is a serious topic. when i mention men i mean men AND women who do those things, im not implying that everyone is like that.
instead of getting offended, get some braincells.
u cant get mad at me for MY opinions on things.
middle schoolers, shut up please. ur balls and braincells are too small to say shitty things ab this topic!
again, i wasnt coming at anyone. i was referring to men and women who do this.
its sad that i have to explain this to pea-brain kids.

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