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Morfonica

This entire band is a carbon copy of the other bands.
Stole Roselia's name format and tory vibes.
Really took the percentage of bands I like from 60 percent to 50 percent.
Pity me I had to read like 5 story chapters for this set of roasts.

Rimi-Rin but with silver hair: Lets stop with the shy arc the game really said Rimi-Rin's personality is free real estate.
Arisa but with purple hair: Yes we know you're the head of the student council that can't be the only thing on your college applications.
Lisa but with blonde hair: took a spicy character and made her bland.
Himari but with a creepy smile: Literally cannot tell them apart in the art.
Kaoru but with short hair and less extraversion: They really got a slate and left it blank.

https://bang-dream-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/EjucXsKU4AcxRg1-scaled.jpg

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Hello Happy World

Middle School vibes, no. Primary School vibes.
The only people you are making smile are children and simps.
What the hell is a 'YAPPY'.

Blonde and smiles: I want to cry.
Orange and smiles: Haircut gives me lockdown diy vibes.
Simp: This is not Ouran High School Host Club. Begone.
Kanon: Was on the verge of tears after meeting Kokoro. I find this relateable. But why the Pastel Palettes-esque design.
Monomi but bear: I upgrade you only for a normal photograph to turn into the bear. I hate this. You are so bland and yet easily stand out the most in this group. Please. Stop with the bear. This is a cry for help.

https://i.bandori.party/u/asset/JFVbzEHello-Happy-World-Episode-2-Title-Screen-p0LTf8.png

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Roselia

Gives me tory vibes tbh.
It's the elitism for me.
Copied Bohemian Rhapsody.

Kirigiri 2.0: Tesco's own. Go get traumatised by a teddy bear or smth idk.
Chunibyo: Unironically posts on r/i'm14andthisisdeep
Rimi-Rin but tall: Would be only slightly less cool than Mio from k on if she didn't play the keyboard. Please get over yourself everyone learnt that in primary school.
Can't remember your name: Not edgy enough to be in Roselia.
Sayo: really put this account on hard mode I am searching for flaws but there are none to find.

https://preview.redd.it/eucx3wvlk5z01.png?width=1024&auto=webp&s=7efa8a494d747d05f11128dd1edfcd14cdb90475

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Pastel Pallets

Why are they all the same height ew.
The laziest name of the centaury.
The music. No. It is pure glucose in song form.
Not a single one of the four members has depth.

Pink: Somehow has less personality than Kasumi.
Yellow: Radiates entitlement and definitely uses plastic straws and bags at supermarkets despite writing 'save the turtles' in her Instagram bio.
Blue: Less cool version of Sayo, redeeming quality is that she insulted Eve.
Purple: Stop with the Bushido. Please.
Green: Who?

https://www.koi-nya.net/img/subidos_posts/2018/06/bang-dream-presenta-el-nuevo-videoclip-de-las-pastelpalettes.png

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Afterglow

I expected more from you. Roselia is more alternative than you.
Unlike 3 of the bands the colour scheme doesn't make me want to throw up.
Why do three of you have the same hair in different colours.

Kill la kill protag: Her voice and stature don't match up. What.
Moca: She sounds and looks like she is high. Please touch some grass.
Childhood friend that gets friendzoned: There was no need for such a basic hairstyle in a band with such a cool aesthetic.
Pink: Ew please go join pastel pallets or something.
Tall but actually canonically shorter than me again wtf: Tall enough to be the band's mother but hot.

https://otakubaka.com/images/large/bang-dream-afterglows-sasanqua-single-gets-good-sales-1604679646.jpeg

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Poppin party

This is the most basic band I have ever seen.
What party? Wasss poppinnnnnn
Bland character designs.
The only range in voice pitch is Rimi-Rin.
Why do they all have default settings hair colours this is anime.
Some of their songs slap but that's only because they used the most basic chord progression.

Basic protag: wearing your hair like cat ears is not a personality trait.
The Tsundere manifesto: has a song named 'I- I Never said love'. Yeah.
I love bread: Has some depth but is so irrelevant.
O tae: I thought you were cool until I realised you are literally shorter than me, now you're just bland.
Marry me choco-cornet: This band doesn't need more wholesomeness ugh.

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