If you wanna be funny just say these:

It's like throwing a bear into a canyon
I don't hate you, I would just unplug your life support to charge my phone
You motherfucker...you touched the bean >:(
I play connect four with your sisters organs
I call this dance beating your disobedient son
Do fish ever get thirsty
Excuse me, Is this your foot
Once upon a time, a little boy was hit by a truck
Stop eating that kid, dammit.
I'm not here to goof ya'
I will shove a baseball up your ass
Why is there a pen in your ear?

I want a frequent girlfriend. Someone I can lean on and be a whore with. Someone that gets me and is frequent on Myspace. Someone I can rely on. Can she also be horny a lot? I mean she does not have to be. If you you or someone else is avalible and like this, message me or comment. Thank you, my lovely little maggots.

Thank you guys so much. I have not been on myspace for a long time and we are over 120 friends. I am very happy about this. This means a lot. I am hoping that maybe one day I might be able to get 200 friends. Maybe 250. But I will need you guys to help me with this. If you can, that is. Thank you guys. And have a good day!

When I was a little kid, I was going into my brothers room to watch youtube. I had no idea he just got out of the shower so I opened the door. He ran over to the door to shut it but instead slammed it on my ring finger. A half of my nail fell of and ever since, I have had half a nail on my ring finger.

Since today is the last day of school for us, I'm going to take advantage of that and talk to my friendo boiyos as much as I can. I miss them so much, I FRICKING HATE BEING BEING IN QUARANTINE. But i'm so happy that school end's tomorrow. Math is so hard and english sucks. I want to ask you all a question. How are you guys doing in quarantine?