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1623523040000

#relatable ?

does anyone else just have the urge to draw something even though you have to get shit done but still go get out a piece of paper and a pen and just start drawing to your heart's content but then all of a sudden ur just filled with dread and hatred for what you just created on that goddamn sheet of paper and you just lose all ur confidence over it and you don't feel like continuing anything else but ur busy and you have to but you end up doing nothing and just question urself and everything else and then you go to sleep and wake up like nothing ever fucking happened and you repeat that cycle for 7 fucking years and do absolutely nothing to stop it so it just keeps happening? or is that just me?

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1622685087000

guilt

I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED AN APPLE INTO MY TOILET. PLEASE DO NOT ASK WHY OR HOW IT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WILL NOT ANSWER. ANYWAYS AFTER THAT, MY DAD ASKED WHY I WAS GOING TO THROW IT AWAY SINCE IT WAS STILL FRESH-LOOKING AND I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT HE COULDN'T EAT IT BECAUSE, NO. I WILL NOT AND CANNOT TELL YOU HOW THIS STORY FINISHES.

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1619797859000

Easter 2

I have risen from the dead. Just like Tyler did once (apparently?). I was supposed to make a blog yesterday but I got tired so I just went to sleep. Thank you to my best friend., 33000Emails for the idea of making a second easter just for me :) AND SO, TODAY WE WILL CELEBRATE. I still don't know how we can all celebrate together, so please comment some ideas so that we can spend the day together!!!

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1618592756000

WHAT THE HELL

BITCH I LITERALLY TOOK A NAP IN CLASS BECAUSE IM TIRED AND I WOKE UP WHEN THE EARLY BELL RINGS (WHICH IS 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE ACTUAL BELL) AND I GOT UP AND LEFT AND THEN I SAW THAT THE HALLS WERE EMPTY AND NOBODY LEFT THE CLASS BEHIND ME AND THEN I USED AN EXCUSE TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND NOW IM SITTING HERE WRITING THIS STANDING ON THE TOILET WHAT THE HELL AND IM PRETTY SURE THEY'RE GONNA LOCK IT THIS PERIOD AND I CAN'T LEAVE ANYMORE BECAUSE THE HALLS ARE NOW GUARDED BY HALL MONITORS OR WHATEVER WHAT THE FUCK

EDIT: THIS WAS FR but I'm fine now ๐Ÿ™„

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1618493171000

why b**b

why was I born with such big boobies.... Idk??? I don't want them!!!!! these big bazongas are really annoying ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ THEY LOOK SO UNNATURAL TOO WHAT THE HELL??? I'm just a tiny person with big tiddies!!!!! fuckin' mounds of breasticals. please god why did you give boob?!/1/????????

sorry but I needed to vent!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate my boobies ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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1614812389000

reality (urgent message)

lol did you think that I had something important to say? you're wrong if you did. I don't have anything to say! I don't even have a brain, My brain is at the bottom of the ocean. Somewhere there is most likely some animal that we will never know about just munching away at it. that's reality, huh? some mutant, ugly, mushy, animal eating away at the toxins that we've poured into the ocean. I have Grammarly installed onto my computer and it says that this blurb of words sounds 'inspirational'. is it? is that the question? or the answer? maybe it's the problem? or the solution? the world may never know. there are many things we don't know. like where did space come from? or what meal you're going to have next. I don't have the answers to that. I'm sorry. maybe ask Siri? hey Siri, set a timer for thirty seconds. hey Siri, how many meters are in a kilometer? maybe if you actually paid attention in class, then maybe you wouldn't be writing this right now. right โธฎแดŽสœo๊ž you really are stupid. maybe then you could actually know wtf a slope is. maybe then, you would know the circumference of a triangle. maybe then, you would know what's inside a frog. stupid me. trying to make it look like I'm working. it really is dumb, isn't it? why do I need to know this? how is it going to help me get a degree in psychology? what the fuck.

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