I'm just gonna jack off to Nancy Pelosi

"amateur of the house" hentai.

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My life won't change because

I don't do anything in office anyways so...

They're probably gonna blow up the white house or some shid

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I've been convincing Mr. Trump to please not squat in the oval office
but I can't make any promises.

I'm starting to like that old cunt Joe Biden. You know, the enemy
of your enemy is your friend.

I never thought I'd consider Mr. Trump my enemy, but he's a bitch.

-VP Mike Pence (1 day until the shit hits the fan)

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Mr. Trump has decided not to pay Rudy Giuliani's legal fees.

We might have to clone Rudy Giuliani to have an even playing field
of legal incompetence for the inevitable legal battle to be fun.

I live in a hell world.

Kill me.

-VP Pike Mence (see what I did there, switch the letters?) :P

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebmYQxXXJ4o

Please don't blow up anything on the 20th, I desperately ask you.

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she's a cunt

I WANTED to put thousands of black men
in prison, HOW COME SHE GETS TO DO IT?

I took up golfing with Mr. Trump today,
like every other day.

All this man does is golf, I swear to god.

He even golfed inside once despite me telling
him it was dangerous, and blew a hole through
the door into the oval office.

We also consider Cuba a terrorist state now.

Why? Communist? I dunno. I just don't care.

I'm concerned Trump might squat in the White House,
which is good and bad. It's good because I don't
wanna see those cunts Kamala and Biden get in, and
bad because he'll get arrested.

I might be the one who has to pay Rudy Giuliani
for the legal fees because Mr. Trump is a fucking
cock.

Anyways, peace.

-VP Mike Pence

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I was elected as VP coming up on 4 years ago
but wtf do I actually do?

What does the vice president do?

I know I'm here in case Mr. Trump had like
explosive diarrhea and died or something.

I think I do something related to the senate.

They told me to sit at the podium with that
HOTTIE Nancy Pelosi.

-Mike Pence

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I decided to make a myspace because I really wanted to stop
seeing people complaining about Mr. Trump being suspended on
twitter.

Blah blah blah, I denounce the violence at the capitol, and so on.

I'm fucking tired of my man Trump's shit, he almost got me killed.

Anyways, I'll be attending Joe Biden's inauguration on the 20th,
we've secured the area (hopefully) and everything will be fine
(maybe).

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