Why I don't believe

Birds. Chances are, you've seen at least one of these in your life. Some people think they're cute, others no so much. But today I have something to tell you all:
They aren't real!

What the fuck?

You heard me, they aren't real! Sure, at one time they where. Around the tail end of the Cold War (~1987) the United States government began investing in a new form of surveillance: drones.

Sure, you might think drones are something new but they're not! Birds are US spy drones! Stay woke, fwiends!