1. William Afton (the man behind the slaughter)
2. Garfield (that one cat motherfucker)
3. Tiny (pre-roasted)
4. The teacher from the Black Lagoon (?)
5. Goose (honk)
6. myspace.windows93.net (thats what I am motherfucker)
7. African Swine Fever (An “Unprecedented Impact” in the Year of the Pig)
8. The Red Guy (big bootylicious devil >:})
9. Vegan Police (the vegan police?!?)
10. Faceache (blerg)
11. Eustace Bagg (schtewpid dog)
12. Rockstar Bonnie (why so blue?)
13. Snoop Dogg (fo shizzle my nizzle)
14. Pac-Man (wakawakwakawakawakawakawakawaka)
15. Green Day (yes the whole fuckin band)
16. Kenny (bastard)
17. miles morales (i have exaggerated swagger)
18. monke (bnanana time)
19. Freddy Fazbear (its been so long)
20. Freaky Fred (naughty naughty)
21. GIR (dont ask)
22. dum dum want gum gum (gum chewy)

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(1) This cat is very funny. I hate cat tongues. They feel gross and icky and the little prickly things are gross. 3/10

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(2) This is a poggers cat. He's making the infamous pog face from twitch. Redditor cat? 6/10

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(3)Grumpy kitty >:[ perhaps his owner didn't give him enough lasagna? I believe all cats should consume 7lbs of lasagna every night. 9/10 (owner gets 1/10)

Guys I just love toast so freakin much. It tastes so good especially with butter on it. Like you put it in a toaster and stuff dude yeah it tastes so good. I recommend toast. It's cheap. Butter too. Toast is the John Stamos of the food world. God motherfuckin damn dude it's goooooooood.