116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
     i decided to do this quiz because im procrastinating and i recently made an account on myspace.windows93.net so i wanted to post a bulletin/blog questionnaire

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
     yes

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
     i dont have any friends and i dont act like anyone else but myself ever period

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
     the last person i spoke to was my mother

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
     myself

121. Ever bought condoms?
     ive never had to, they're free at the testing center, they come in all kinds of shapes, sizes, colors and flavors

122. Ever gotten pregnant?
     unfortunately i cant

123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
     no, just on melted ice

124. Have you ever missed the bus?
     yes

125. Have you left the house without money?
     yes

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
     too many

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
     yes and theyre fucking vile

128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
     way too much

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
     yes it was dumb

130. Have you ever been overweight?
     yes although im still somewhat muscular underneath my obesity so im not all flab and bone

131. Ever been to a wedding?
     never and i dont want to

132. Ever been in a wedding?
     never and i dont want to

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
     definitely

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
     without a doubt

135. Ever kissed in the rain?
     never but id love to try

136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
     yes

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
     never took one, i dont like driving

138. Ever been outside your home country?
     not yet but i think i am this year

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
     yes :l

140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
     ive seen the dodgers (don't remember the rival teams) and the diamondbacks vs the angels... i dont like baseball though</3

141. Have you ever broken a bone?
     never

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
     i won an easter egg hunt when i was a kid and i got a foot-tall chocolate bunny as a reward, if that counts. i also recently got an employee of the year award but it was a plaque

143. Ever get engaged?
     no

144. Have you ever been on a diet?
     yes

145. Have you ever been on TV?
     i was on the kansas city news with my cousin halloween 1997. i was dressed as blue from blues clues

146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
     yes

147. Ever been to prom?
     no

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
     yes

149. Have you ever been to a concert?
     yes a bunch of concerts

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
     something about the power dynamics of that is a major turn-off to me so no

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
     yes but nothing life-altering

152. Ever had braces?
     no

153. Did you ever learn another language?
     yes

154. Do you wear make-up?
     i wear tiny bit of eyeliner and/or lipstick sometimes but i usually like to just moisturize and wear sunscreen + lip balm

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
     no but i probably need to

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
     yes

157. Ever dyed your hair?
     ohhhh yeah

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
     yes and sometimes i still do

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
     no

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
     no

161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
     just a few weeks ago actually

162. Ever meet someone famous?
     i met drake at glendale galleria when he was still playing jimmy on degrassi... he and the girl stacey farber who played ellie were there signing autographs

163. Ever been on an airplane?
     yes

164. Ever been on a boat?
     yes

165. Ever broken something expensive?
     nothing terribly expensive but i tripped and fell on an esteban acoustic guitar when i was a kid and the neck broke

69. How do you want to die?
    a divine lightning strike

70. Do you bite your nails?
    no

71. When was your last physical fight?
    beautiful sunny spring 2015

72. Do you have an attitude?
    im bursting at the seams with attitude

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
    im a twirler

74. Do you tan a lot?
    i avoid sunlight like the plague

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
    yes

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
    yes but not a public restroom

77. Would you take any of your exes back?
    hmm...

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
    probably not

79. What are your plans for this weekend?
    rot

80. Do you type fast?
    yes

81. Can you spell well?
    i think so but ive been pampered by autocorrect too much since the original myspace days

82: What are you craving right now?
a vodka tonic with lime, a mint mojito, or a moscow mule

83. Have you ever been on a horse?
    yes

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
    ive already done it and i would probably do it again with someone else

85. What’s irritating you right now?
    the non-contractual obligations that come with existence

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
    i dont think liking someone should feel that way

87. Does somebody love you?
    i assume so

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
    more times than i care to recount

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
    i like dark chocolate actually

90. Do you have trust issues?
    yes

91. Longest relationship?
    about 3 years

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
it doesnt really matter to me

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
    yes

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
    nothing happens for any reason, it just happens

95. Did you have dream last night?
    i dont recall what i dreamt

96. Have you ever been out of state?
    yes lots of times

97. Do you play the Wii?
    ive never owned a wii and i wasnt terribly interested in them when they arrived on the market, so i missed out on that era of gaming

98. Do you like Chinese food?
    sure

99. Are you afraid of the dark?
    ive learned from years of working graveyard shifts that its more reasonable to be afraid of whats waiting for you in the dark, than the darkness itself

100. Is cheating ever okay?
     deception is generally a reprehensibly sadistic route to take when it comes to humans you care for, but some relationships are horrifyingly abusive, so i cant moralize the issue or blame individuals in those types of relationships for seeking their happiness

101. What year has been your best?
     i havent seen my best year yet

102. Do you believe in true love?
     what kind of stomach-churning questions are these...

103. Favorite weather?
     couple days after its rained when nothing is muddy/wet anymore but the air is crisp and fresh and the sky is a cloudlessly bright cerulean color

104. Do you like the snow?
     ive only experienced it a couple times, i personally enjoy it as someone from the southwest, but if i were stuck in snow for weeks at a time im sure i would grow to hate it

105. Do you like the outside?
     i love the outdoors but i get agoraphobic and find reasons to shut myself in

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
     yes :3

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
     mmm yeah

108. What makes you happy?
     a number of things that shall remain secret

109. Ever been to Alaska?
     no but i would go

110. Ever been to Hawaii?
     no but i would go

111. Do you watch the news?
     sometimes, i dont trust the news though

112. Do you love MTV?
     love is a strong word...

113. Do you like subway?
     no

114. Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
     eughh yes

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
     i dont have any best friends so i would do nothing

1. Last beverage:
   water

2. Last phone call:
   an automated message from my healthcare provider reminding me to get a flu shot

3. Last song you listened to:
   cascade - siouxsie & the banshees

4. Last time you cried:
   when i had to pull myself out of delusions that someone i love, loves me back :(

5. Have you dated someone twice:
   yes

6. Have you ever been cheated on:
   probably

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
   always

8. Have you lost someone special:
   yes

9. What are your three favorite colors:
   black/red/blue/green/purple/grey

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
    im not that easily malleable

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
    no

12. How many kids do you want:
    zero

13. Do you want any pets:
    i already have a dog

14. Do you want to change your name:
    not my legal name but i might work under a pseudonym or professional name one day

15. What did you do for your last birthday:
    drank cran vodkas+beer with a friend in a crappy motel room i got for free and chatted shit

16. What time did you wake up today:
    around 7:35 am

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
    the end of the world

18. Last time you saw your mother:
    my mom lives with me so i see her pretty much every day

19. Most visited webpage:
    google of course!

20. Nicknames:
    kerosene

21. Relationship status:
    single

22. Zodiac sign:
    gemini

23. Male or female:
    non binary

24. Height:
    5'6"

25. Do you have a crush on someone:
    graham chapman from monty pythons flying circus

26. Piercings:
    my left ear lobe is pierced but i would like to have two piercings in each ear lobe eventually

27. Tattoos:
    none

28. Strong or Weak:
    both

FIRSTS

29. First surgery:
    i've never had surgery but i did have to get my middle finger on my left hand sewn back together in 2018

30. First best friend:
    i dont have any friends

31. First sport you joined:
    soccer

32. First vacation:
    my first real vacation was when i was living in phoenix and i took a greyhound to see some friends in las vegas

33. First school:
    i went to a preschool in a church that was being run by the salvation army

34. First pair of sneakers:
    they were white and blue sketchers with the little straps on them

35. Lips or eyes:
    why not both?

36. Hugs or kisses:
    see answer above

37. Shorter or taller:
    taller

38. Older or younger:
    older

39. Romantic or spontaneous:
    why. not. both.

40. Sensitive or loud:
    sensitive :c

41. Hook-up or relationship:
    its usually "hook-up to relationship" for me

42. Shy or outgoing:
    im shygoing

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger:
    somewhat yes... not really into it unless it goes further than a kiss

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
    no

45. Lost glasses/contacts:
    my favorite spectacle disposal method is crushing them by sitting on them

46. Sex on first date:
    who cares?

47. Broken someone's heart:
    probably

48. Been arrested:
    no

49. Have you turned someone down:
    yes but ive also been turned down

50. Fallen for a friend:
    yes

51. Moved out of town:
    yes a few times

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles:
    absolutely not

53. Love at first sight:
    yes and i believe in hate at first sight

54. Heaven:
    i wish i did

55. Santa Claus:
    no

56. Kiss on the first date:
    yes i love first date kisses

57. Angels:
    maybe

58. Yourself:
    sometimes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
    no

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
    yes

61. Ever cheated on somebody:
    yes

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
    autumn 1993 so i can stop my parents from conceiving me

63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
    no

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
    everything is a mistake

65. Do you miss your last relationship?
    its probably for the best

66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
    one of my parents

67. Have you ever been depressed?
    yes

68. Are you insecure?
    not really