How to treat the sheets

How to treat the sheets?

-Do not wash them in the washing machine, they will get very dizzy. To clean them, prepare a bathtub with warm water, rose petals and bath salts.

-Don't feed them with detergent, do you want to kill them?? To feed them give them Chinese food, it is their favorite food :DDDDDDD

-Take them out for a walk, or do you think they like to be locked up in your room every day?Take them to walmart, so they know other sheets.

-Don't fart when you're using them, believe it or not, they have a nose, and believe me, it's not cute to be smelling someone else's farts every day.

-When you finish using them, spread them out, because if you don't, they'll have a hard time breathing.

The sheets also need affection.