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Important Microsoft Update

At 12:00PM UTC, Microsoft will be issuing an optional update to all supported Windows machines. This update will bundle a new MSN Zone game known as "Amongst Us", which we have been strenuously developing since May 1998. I hope it'll be a hit amongst my loyal customers :-)

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Thank You For 100 Friends

A special thank-you to my 100 loyal customers on MySpace :-)

Comment for 50 cents off on your next Microsoft Office Installation...

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Yes I Am A Gamer

Good Morning Video Gamers! What Are You Playing On Your XBOX(TM)? :-)
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Help Us Continue Anticompetitiveness

Dear Microserfs,
http://www.microsoft.com/freedomtoinnovate
https://i.imgur.com/tR1Auu9.png

The Apple Macintosh, once again, threatens our pristine market share! Oh no!
Please send our Email Template to your Representatives. Do not read it though :-( Don't make daddy angry >:-)

Win a cool shirt! https://i.imgur.com/ZeMJxCK.png

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3D Pinball will be Discontinued

Some users have reported that the 3D space pinball game bundled with all copies of Windows XP is too difficult, so we will no longer be including it in the default software repository. My apologies to all long-time fans of this computer game! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ej8iJMzXgAAmMye.jpg

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Free Floppy Giveaway

Leave a comment to enter the free Microsoft floppy giveaway! You will receive six 10-disk packs of 1.44MB floppy disks for your computer. Giveaway ends in time for Christmas '04!

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New Games For PC...

We are making ActiveX games to push gaming to web browsers...

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Making "Windows Ultimate"

It will have all the cool features you like plus gadgets for your desktop and wallpapers... look for it in stores :-)

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I am Open to Friend Requests :-)

I am very busy, so I may not get them immediately. Alas, I am very busy exorcising the Netscape phantasm...

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