what has 2020 been for u . . .
my 2020 has been romantic. i am now deeply in love with john oliver but i haven't been able to kiss his delicious British "people" lips because of the pandemic

I've been hiding for 12 months because of the catastrophic failure of my last star wars movie- the rise of skywalker. JJ ABRAMS DECIDED TO KILL ME BECAUSE I SIMPED FOR A WOMAN. I DIED BECAUSE I KISSED A WOMAN. maybe it is because she wasn't john oliver... who knows.

next year I will force my way into the social sphere. 2019 will be dwarfed for I shall be in every single blockbuster film released- including Dune, where I play Oscar Issac.

thank you for reading. . . i will now return to my wide temple and rest until christmastime

john oliver please leave me alone before i can no longer ignore my sexual attraction to your white boy suit. i am begging you.
i even hired my stylist to do my hair just for that facetime call, john. you do not understand to the extent you have bewitched me, mind body and soul

LEAVE ME ALONE

Adam Driver here. Just woke up after a hardcore night of watching season 7 of friends. my spinal cord feels like it's been used as bondage (the safe for work kind that you do with your buddies) rope because of the position i was sitting in and i've never felt so unfulfilled. Overall a great experience i would recommend to any season 7 friends fanatics out there

Adam Driver here. I just ate a whole fucking rotisserie chicken (incl. bones) and feel like I'm going to shit out my skeleton. Anyway, how was your day.