This is not meant to make fun of everybody. They are all good people.
Anyways disclaimer over.
Shoebox: Annoyed Irish/Jacksepticeye
Karkitty: Depressed edgelord who doesn’t care
Zhuchara: Gentle anime
RedKyoin: OVA Kakyoin
Tavros Nitra: OVA Polnareff
Cyber Slash: Echoey MKX Reptile
Dreammints:Straight up lapis
Soup can: Idubbbz
Jaden Desmond: The guy who sand the Boondocks opening
Kuromi:Edgy Hello Kitty
Aya: Sad anime girl in a serious episode
CaligulasArmageddons: Yugioh player who pushes up his glasses at a tournament
W0rm13: Smol Bean
Matt:Samuel l Jackson
Unknown Fox: You go to boop the nose but then he starts speaking in demonic tongues and ur just like WTF
FlaccidTeeth: Guy on every drug at one and he’s completely stoned
BetelGeuse: Belgrade Alucard
Tweek: Straight up Mineta. If u click on his prof and look at his pfp you’ll understand why I call him grape boi
Me: Slightly more feminine mix of JoJo HDAC Dio and Okiayu Alucard

IM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT IM CHOKING ON MY JUICE. SOMEONE ONLINE SAID THAT THEY ARE SLIMEGENDER! THIS IS WHATS HAPPENING NOW.?! YOU CAN JUST MAKE RANDOM WORDS GENDERS! GOOP( yes that’s what slimer actually had their prounouns as) ACTUALLY IDENTIFIES AS JELLO! THATS NOT WHAT SLIMEGENDER EVEN MEANS BUT WHATEVER. I AM NOW RACCOON GENDER. NOW GIMME UR TRASH! TIME TO GO STEAL MY DIARY BACK! Btw I’m not trying mean rn. ALSO THERE IS A GENDER CALLED OMNIGAY. IT BASICALLY MEANS THAT IF U ARE A BOY AND LIKE A GIRL YOU MUST BECOME A GURL TO KEEP UR GAYNESS. I am now a fucking raccoon. Now praise the almighty Michiru. THERE ARE REAL TRANS PEOPLE EHO ACTUALLY TAKE HORMONES AND SURGERY TO NOT FUCKING KILLE THEMSELVES AND NOW PEOPLE ARE MAKING UP THIS.

Phase 1: I’m straight
Phase 2: Or am I
Phase 3: No I am
Phase 4: But...
Phase 5: I like all people. What even is this?
Phase 6: My heart feels weird
Phase 7: Ooh the pretty flag
Phase 8: Babygay
Phase 9: I must be bi...
Phase 10: ⚤ Bᵢ ᵢₙₜₑₙₛᵢFᵢₑₛ

I might go vegan or something. I have also realized that my page probs looks like a serial killers descent into insanity.
EDIT: Nah bois I can’t I tried it and never again. I’m too addicted to chicky nuggies and also I technically ate cheese that said vegan but some asshole just switched the sticker.

LITERALLY ALL HARRY POTTER SPELLS ARE GREEK. PETRIFICUS TOTALUS IS LITERALLY TOTAL PETRIFICATION. PATRONUS CHARM IS STRAIGHT UP SUMMON GUARDIAN. GUESS WHAT LEVICPRPUS DOES?? ITS IN THE NAME. IT LEVIES YOUR FRICKING CORPUS! IT AMAZES ME HOW NOBODY TAKES GREEK CLASS.

To anybody who hates lgbt because of the Bible. YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING THE CONTEXT. In the line “ A man cannot sleep with a boy”, that is not because he is also male, it is because he is a pedo. If you read further the soldier that Jesus heals was gay. I’m not the most Christian person ever, I’m not into religion really, but even I know basic context clues. Go back to third grade language arts. Smh. (－‸ლ)

My bff Shoebox designed my new background so thanx a lot if ur reading this and have a great day. -UwU

I like boys and girls. I didn’t know this so I just thought I was half gay. Lmao smh. I googled it and it turns out I’m bi, shy, and about to cry cause idk I feel like it.

For some reason I feel weird. Not corona weird but like wavy. Idk. Might update.

Yeah I know. Mad Cringe. But it is a list.

Michiru Kagemori: BNA
Tsuyu Ausi: Bnha
Drift( But he’s a furry): Fortnite
I will update or something but this is kinda short so I will just add on. I’m a vamp on a diet. I’m okay I guess rn. Also in my irl friend group I’m the most innocent sweetheart. Like wtf. It’s just crazy.