collection of one-liners: 1-2-21

collection of one-liners: 1-2-21

Hello! I'm back. And now it is the new year, and people, their spirits crushed by the lockdown, come out to plague my nostrils with the smell of the nihilism that the virus is still going to be real and time does not change anything. While you are right, your breath fucking stinks. Anyways, as you know I am quite a big fan of hannibal buress, and comedy in general. I decided to try my hand in creating these dry one-liners that stupefy people's eardrums. I wrote these in a lot of places, on a notebook, on a post it note, in a cafe, in my parent's shed while being blasted with sade. Here are them:

There are multiple objects in the world with the same circumference as a moby huge and that is scary

the moby huge is the size of 28 inches, size of two well healthy penises and one whose personality is in the reigns of lack of celibacy.

i want to see how many people search up "synonym of" in the span of a school year

my eye hurt yesterday, the pain you get from your eye feels more nauseous than other muscle pain, eye pain doesn't make you kneel to the ground crying for help.

i won't help you if you are even on the ground crying for help as im holding my sandwich.

sandwiches are better priorities than helping a person who's too scared to handle a jolt in their arm.

you have the ability to eat vomit nothing can stop you

you have the ability to eat everything nothing can stop you, unless you have a shitty bowel

thats all for today ∎ bonk