Help Us Continue Anticompetitiveness

Dear Microserfs,
http://www.microsoft.com/freedomtoinnovate
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The Apple Macintosh, once again, threatens our pristine market share! Oh no!
Please send our Email Template to your Representatives. Do not read it though :-( Don't make daddy angry >:-)

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