A list of funny

If you wanna be funny just say these:

It's like throwing a bear into a canyon
I don't hate you, I would just unplug your life support to charge my phone
You motherfucker...you touched the bean >:(
I play connect four with your sisters organs
I call this dance beating your disobedient son
Do fish ever get thirsty
Excuse me, Is this your foot
Once upon a time, a little boy was hit by a truck
Stop eating that kid, dammit.
I'm not here to goof ya'
I will shove a baseball up your ass
Why is there a pen in your ear?