DREAMS. vol 1: 12-20-20
DREAM 1:
Futaba Sakura and Wilbur Soot had a boxing match. Some key things that happened in this dream: I tried to jump to my seat on the balcony but i jumped so hard that i tripped and fell. I survived by rolling. The people from persona 5 were cheering Futaba on because Futaba was clocking Wilbur.
DREAM 2:
There was a dream where i was djing with my favorite artists: four tet, caribou, and floating points. I was djing with them, each of us controlling four decks. Out of nowhere, Four tet turns into klaus kinski and fucking hits me with something. I forgot what it was but i remember that it hurt. Four tet/Kieran hebden started fucking spitting in my face. That was the dream.
DREAM 3:
I met somebody who introduced me to a minecraft server. I then realized it was the famous 12-year-old cult-following server Dream SMP. So what i decided to do was stay up late at night making really weird cult-type cubes that obstructed the roads and the architecture n shit. Clay Dream mr. cheater stan = superfan got angry, and he tried to destroy it but I put like a flourish of traps and gizmos and really annoying things. He got angry and then one of the guys turned on the stream and then he literally screamed: "I will make my stans kill your popularity in a fucking flash, you dumb ass hole." So people clipped that, and I blew up the whole server, and I left. I found a plate of unagi in my desk, so I ate it. very very nice. ∎ bonk guru