period problems

i got my pur on wenzda. now my mom is sooing me cause smakked her
cause i drank wadder after the aboarshon when i couldve drank beer. shes a bitch, i hate her. this is why im 50 and dont pay rent or work and still live in the only room in this house. life is so un fare #periodpane

(translation) got period Wednesday and slapped the mother because i drank water instead of beer after the abortion and don't have to care for a kid. Now I'm being sued, and live under the mothers roof at 50 years old and don't have a job.

DISCLAIMER THIS IS A JOKE SO DO TAKE THIS LIGHTLY I AM NOT A GIRL NOR DO I WANT TO BE ONE :)