horkus_pronkus
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"never an easy day" Male
20 years old
United States
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horkus_pronkus was in your extended network
About me:
a hop, skip, and a jump away from dumping my fucking intestines on the newly washed carpet floor
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honkus#7376
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mans is down bad and draws sometimes. took 19 years to develop the personality and identity my peers got half a decade ago. buyer beware, i am certifiably deranged and i WILL act awkward and/or say some really weird shit without meaning to.
on top of all that you hafta message first because Please oh my god it makes this so much easier
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i am well aware this is the Most Boring Page(trademark pending), i just don't have the patience nor motivation to learn css i promise i'm not dry in conversation i swear i promise wait where are you goi-
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spotify/twitter is horkus_pronkus, ask for my snap and i'll decide arbitrarily whether to give it or not
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i also upload all my shitty tunes to https://tristanls.bandcamp.com/
Who I'd like to meet:
i am afraid of literally All Of You
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but uhhhh Please hit me up if you are my age
thanks for the add
https://taki.moe/mspace/img/cute.png
i am awesomely Subpar
looking at your page u seem awesomeee
bruh you're literally so cool
https://i.imgur.com/bIg5n0x.png really like your page and pfp! Thx for the add! :)
thank you!
heya pal, thanks there for the add! neato page ya got here
Thanks for the add :p
ᴡᴏᴀʜ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴇᴇ ᴀᴅᴅ ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
I am the God of Adventure, and the Lord of Clowns. Kind of.
this has been an Adventure
That'll do. Welcome to the slithering, grime infested, life of crime B) Anyways you're pretty damn cool, sorry for spamming your comment section a bit there. You're welcome to help my fridge and I run over the neighbors kid anytime (For legal reasons this is a joke please don't eliminate me I have so much to live for kind of).
Sort of
Can your 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee La run?
i can uh. run over the neighbor's kid with my uh my uhmm my 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee La
Ok so my refrigerator wanted to know if your refrigerator could run because he needs help beating the shit out of our neighbor's kid, and if the neighbors call the police they'd need to run (which makes no sense because they're refrigerators?? just stand still and they probs wouldn't suspect you), but I'll just tell my fridge that your fridge is a little fuckin busy.
i am RUNNING over my REDFRIGERATOR with my 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo 4x4 Small SUV
Hey, I just wanted to ask if your refrigerator is running
i tried
Ur page is a whole vibeeee
EL WIWI
lovely page but you know what would make it better? el wiwi.
https://i.redd.it/53go3x8haem61.jpg
happens to the best of us lol
Hi! i accidentally declined your request, so i added you again lol