oh, i see where you are coming from.

my apologies for accusing you of that, i was just a bit confused. thank you for the clarification, again, my apologies.

because you are saying you dont believe in people being aromantic/asexual. which is homophobia since its apart of the lgbt+ community. i dont care if this account is a joke or satire, using homophobia in it is a shitty thing to do.

die

what do u not believe

[OOC] JUST LOOK IT UP I DONT LIKE TALKING TO YOU >:(

(ooc) (this is out of character) (THIS IS NOT IN CHARACTER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT IN CHARACTER) what have i done https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604145540967432199/837018613911257129/please_stop_salem_you_dont_need_to_do_this_its_okay.png

[OO] ITS NOT CONFIRMED I JUST THINK ITS SORTA FUNNY LIKE I SAID
I HAVE A HEAD CANON ABOUT HIM BEING ASEXUAL/AROMANTIC
idk if ima stick with that in the rp thing tho....i might
and look it up :|

You don't even know what hormones are - I wonder how you've survived this long on this earth, being this fucking daft.
If by "my deepest desires" you mean my non-existent lust for the pathetic bitch that Zipper is, then no, you do not know what my deepest desires are.
Bitch.

uhhhh

im only telling the truth :/

[OOC] ehhhhhhhh hi uhhmm soo yeeah dont take this the wrong way buit could you like

make me and my partner a matching zippertrap pfp?? please?? we have one already on discord and I think its starting to get a bit old so we'd like a newo ne or something hhhhhhh

look this uhhh
it doesn't mean that its canon we just think its funny
plus I have a head canon for zipper making him asexual/aromantic soooooooo
ok thanks bye bye

For fuck's sake, turn off your hormones for a second - I can't say shit without you taking it out of context! I've never given a small hint, because I don't love him! Jesus, what the fuck do I have to do to convince you two arseholes? And where exactly would this confession of love be, in my last message? I literally cannot see it. Stop doing crack, you nitty.

nononono, we are still enemies. not friends. dont get it twisted. i just tolerate you more than cutsy.

hey, could you stop trying to kill my wife? also ur art sucks xoxo <3

i feel weird for getting along with you somewhat. like, we might be classified as friends if it weren't for the whole zippertrap cutsy william is my dad zipper is my/his enemy thing. this is strange. why am i able to hold a conversation with you... i cant do this with cutsy... whats happening...

oof indeed 😔

No, replying to him means "wanting to put him in his place" - and although he makes me furious most of the times I even just look at him, it can be quite entertaining - how dumb he is, I mean. I am not in love with him, I've never done anything to signal or hint that I'm in love with him - because I'm not, you absolute joke of a person!

oh. that. makes sense actually
glad we could agree on something! zipperlem is horrid. ur friend cutsy thinks i made the account bc of a typo i made on zippers page though. worst mistake of my life.

:3c
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Why do you not want to understand? Either you're severely delusional like I've already stated, or you're simply as stupid as it can get! Again, I think I'd know if I liked him - and the only feelings I have for him are disgust, rage, and blood-thirst. Replying to you is giving me a head-ache, I hate repeating myself so many times. Do you need me to draw a little graph for you? Do you need me to take out Evan's old books so that I can teach you how to read, as well?

when trans person gets the big happy from feel good gender vibes
for example my current gender is [REDACTED] but bc i look like girl my gender gets the big sad
so seeing me but shorter hair makes me feel less girl and thats good because im not girl

sorry shawty im still here <3

not if do first <3

How do you even think about that?! I might be morally corrupt by everyone's standards, but I draw the fucking line at incest! I do hate Zipper, I hate him more than anything. He makes my hands shake in rage. He makes me want to commit crimes against humanity, worse than anything I've ever done before.
Ah, yes, "smart"! I do not know what to tell you, other than "go see a psychiatrist" - because you must be fucking delusional to think that I want to dom him! I literally said I do not want anything romantic or sexual that even remotely involves him!

No, I'm not obsessed with Michael - I hate him more than Zipper, actually! It's just that, if I could have anyone's head on a pike immediately, it would be his. How do you even think of that as a "cover-up"?! I- again, what thought process do you have to go through to even make that up!
I stressed it because I knew that if I didn't, you wouldn't have listened - but apparently, that didn't fucking work, now, did it? I can't win, can I?
No, that is not me saying I want to be the top - because I do not want anything romantic or sexual with Zipper. I just want him dead, for fuck's sake

YOU TOO ?!?! LEAVE MY BUDDY ZIPPER ALONE

I am not obessed with Zipper, and even if I was - which, let me say it again, I am not - it would totally be me seeing him as my most prized victim. He's not even worth that! I might want to kill him the most, sure, but if I had to choose, it would be Michael! It doesn't mean I like him - it means he has become such a fucking burden in my everyday life that I can't even say a word without my whole body cringing.
Sportsy, as my Dom? For fuck's sake, Zippertrap is already bad enough, but him being the top? It's the best joke I've heard all day! I'm genuinely laughing right now!

I've called almost every other man I've had contact with "old sport" or "sportsy" - it just stuck to Zipper more than the others, I'd guess - but it wasn't intentional, at all.
Just like he calls everybody "skipper", I called almost everyone "sportsy"... I had to stop doing that, because every time I'd say that fucking word, I'd get mad because it'd remind me of him, which means that yes, it has now become "his" thing. That shouldn't be flattering, though - how do you even think of it as a petname? What kind of twisted view of romance do you have?!

Flirting with others...?
Other than my short-lived relationship with an employee of mine and... Henry... I can confidently say I haven't shown much interest towards anyone - and you want to know why?
Because I haven't felt one single positive emotion since 1983, you plonker!
And even if I did flirt with other people, it wouldn't be to make sportsy jealous, because, you know, I am not in love with him, I never was and I will never be.

ah, uhmm... thanks? i guess? but yeah. cutsy is kinda one of my enemies so uh. thats probably why she said that

stop
this is nasty

...you've gotta be flippity fucking kidding me....

stop this now

omg no wtf is this
stop

ah fuck theres two of them

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https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=16905 >:( >:(

can u draw slem gettin her hed riped off!!1!!! SHES A BICH AND I HATE HER!!11!!111 >:( >:(

XD ok i figured som studf out! use inspect tool!!!

xD i used Sophies css!!!1

Hiiiii!!!1!!1 XDDDDDd UR LIKE SOOP GOOD AT DRAWING OMG

Thanks 4 the add!