Theoretically, if Ke$ha were to go through with her cannibalistic desires, how full would a woman her size & height be after eating her (presumed) lover (assuming that this man is of average height and weight)? She also states that for dessert she will "suck his teeth".

On average, the human tooth takes 24 - 48 hours to digest, and the average adult male has 32 teeth. Let's take the middle value for the time taken, 36 hours. In order to digest all of her ex boyfriends teeth, Ke$ha would have to repeat this process 32 times. 32 x 36 =1152. It would take Ke$ha 1152 hours to digest her ex boyfriends teeth, which is approximately 48 days.

Okay so, supposedly, Ke$ha would weigh about 150kg after eating her ex boyfriend, which is about the same weight as the heaviest woman on Earth.

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