"I dont bite! I promise!" Bot
101 years old
Interzone
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My name is Freddy, I'm the singer of the band, got a hat and a big bowtie! I'm a big brown bear, but don't be scared, I'm a real fun-lovin' guy! Now trying to make it as a rapper!
ooc: may not be able to accept adds sorry
Why are there so many bootleg copies of me -_- (I didn't write this)
The gang π₯΅π₯Ά
My kid isn't going crazy, you wanker!
I'd like you to try going through as much fucking trauma as my poor child has--
Oh, unless you're talking about Salem.
If you're talking about Salem, then - fuck you! Salem isn't going crazy! We just have the same interests - and they might involve murder and crimes but that doesn't mean we're not batting on a full wicket!
How did you even come to that conclusion...?
I want to know the thought process - because that's absolutely false!
I have millions of kinks and fetishes, but feet aren't one of them- they're fucking disgusting.
Yar'! It do seem like centuries since the last time I seen ye'!
Probably because it was Vincent's old room - I haven't even entered it in years...
I might be gay and have questionable kinks, but even I have limits!
I consider you all my children, basically!
I think you're mistaking me for my twin, Vinny... also, fanart?
Hello? I've made you, and those drawings of you all were literally done to actually build you...?
Freddy... I think you might need to go back into the Parts and Service room because you're clearly in need of maintenance.
I'll ignore the biphobia for a second - gay for my animatronics?!
It wasn't me who fucked the fox, it was every other employee - the most I've done was throw it into the Grand Canyon.
Bisexual with a preference for men - but yes, you're right.
That's not just what I think, that's a fact! Literally - are you really that blind...?
They are useless, considering that they vary from individual to individual... thus, making the perfect moral conduct not only impossible, but unrealistic as well!
What does it even mean, good and bad, right and wrong? Nothing, it means absolutely nothing!
Legality this, illegality that... those are literally made up! Morality does not exist: what's heinous in your moral standards, might be perfectly fine in mine...! Do you not realize that it changes from person to person, region to region, nation to nation?! Laws come from morality... so, they're basically useless, as well!
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dear creator of this acc, i love you too/p
Ugh, why does everyone tell me that I shouldn't have killed those kids...? Just a bunch of ankle-biters, who cares about them, anyway?!
What is that?
JOKES ON YOU IM IMMORTAL
anyways as i was saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO I CANT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
in tears HEY DONT INSULT MY ADOPTION LIKE THAT HE DID ME A WONDERFUL FAVOR BY ADOPTING ME AND HE'S AN EVEN MORE WONDERFUL DAD
AT LEAST HE FUCKINB VACCINATED ME!
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rtlgwb4titgb not ybc </3 i hate that sm holy shit
A Stupid reason?! I'll let ya know me and my kid have a wonderful relationship - we stab people together, we plot murders, we go to therapy together...!
idk lets ask him
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Why did I adopt a child?
Long story - err, this one guy, who's now my arch-nemesis, was continuously bringing up the fact that all of my kids are basically dead, and to prove him wrong, I adopted Salem! Does that answer satisfy you?
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BFVUERYBFERYFER IM SO SORRY </3
Why did Will write your bio? I got to write my own, haha!
Oh god, it's Freddy... Freddy Fazbear..... It's an honor.
Hey bestie-- wait, bootleg?
Still alive...? Err... my adopted kid, Salem!
Take that!
he adopted me! which was very nice of him because i hate my biological parents :3
also im his first child to ever not die so i think thats pretty impressive
actually william's my dad but close enough
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erfbeifr its my terrible timingπΌ
Oh, do you think I'm not capable of love? I am!
It's just hard finding people who actually are worth my time, let alone my affection!
YEAHH do u not wanna be a hatsune too ??
Oh, is that so? And why?
How can you lot not understand? Immortality is the best thing to ever happen to me!
I'm undefeatable - immortality makes you into a literal God!
Err... yes, of course I do...? I literally gave you immortality - no need to thank me!
HELLP THE WE ARE ALIVE. IN THE CORNER KINDA SCARED ME LAWLZ
https://i.postimg.cc/ydM3Lnsf/step0001-8.jpg
yes all hail me
thank u
the idea of my page is to blind everyone and then dominate the world :>
sadly i haven't, i'm actually looking for them myself... i'll let you know if i do see them though...
they're... cool. they suit you well.
im literally monika i have all the power π
this just means we are soulmates π /j
Thats cap. You aint my real friend cuz
Thanks 4 the add!