Greetings to the homo sapien sapiens here on Earth. I am ∑jçKƒuçµ. You may address me as Thanatos. I hail from Zenoba, a Class ∆ planet about 973 trillion light years, or 108.47 suplons away. Your planet is nice. Although your species is technologically primitive, some here on your planet (such as the dolphins) are decently advanced. It confounds me how your kind destroys your planet. Do you not understand that you live here? Anyways, I have enjoyed my stay here. Perhaps I will remain on this planet for another couple million years.

I would be honored if any humans would be willing to be examined by me and my crew. We are trying to figure out your psychology, and we are so close. We just need a few more test subjects.