From: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 19 DEC 94 22:51:31 -0500

        T  H  E   (X)   F  I  L  E  S

        Originally posted on alt.tv.x-files, rec.arts.tv
        and rec.arts.sf.tv on 12/09/94 with logline for
        the episode "Excelsius Dei":

   Mulder, wait! you don't know any-
     thing about this man. who he
    really is. where he comes from.
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      |  :| |FBI|                          \  \`&/   |

                        he's the ONLY one who can help
                       us--the only person who can give
                            me what i want, Scully.
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o/____\o
/| |\
| / \/ \/ \ // \ |
| | ||| \ _ | now, Fox...how 'bout i give no! i want the
| _/| |_/ | \/ | you a SECOND giant stocking TRUTH this year!
| | filled with pistachios? \
| p r e s e n t s | \ /O \
| | \ / \
| Your photograph | \ /_\ ,._
| with Santa! | (-) (()),
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| | NICE angel | |
| | outfit, Scully! | |
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shut up, \ / \o
Mulder. /\
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                       oh, i see we have ANOTHER        [34th St.]]=[ |
                      young lady here who doesn't                 }|{ |

you're not really BELIEVE in Santa Claus.... }|{ |
Santa. i know Santa /O / }|{ |
Claus doesn't exist. / \ / ||| |
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