"Time will devour all things." Male
101 years old
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if you are not aware, I will inform you of
who I am, my name is John Titor.
I am a time traveler from the year 2036 AD.
first off, let me inform you of how Time
Travel works....
for those wondering, the
"EverettWheeler model of quantum physics"
theory, A.K.A. "Multi-verse" theory, is real.
in essence, this means that although we
are currently experiencing "my" history,
history is not predetermined:
every time you make a decision, there is
an alternate world where you choose the
opposite choice.
Of course John Titor is an alias that I
use for purposes I am not at liberty to reveal.
Fellow Temporal Drivers
"we"?
aaah, there are two (if not more) Johns!
Did you celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Or did Corona stop the celebrations? Good God,I love this place. My favourite page! 🎉🎊
terrified, yet very intrigued (ミΦ ﻌ Φミ)∫
no need to thank me,,, you seem to have a very interesting life story so far, Mr. Titor and I'd love to see what happens next,,
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no problem sir, just doing my job
if you go to the future and kill the future you but never go back to your own time who did you kill?
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i like your funny words magic man
Hiii space man <33
plz ill buy a time mashien and i will go into the future and buy you a beer ¨¨half life reffrence¨ plz dont bully about my spelling im bad it it:(¨
Thanks for everything, John. It's great to have you back!
you're so interesting
Doing fine, have way too much work to do :(
wowzers
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bruh ur so cool i'm so interested in this :o
see this guy right here? https://media.giphy.com/media/BlSkctfbb0nFC/giphy.gif
he's a time traveller like u! thought id let u know ^^
hey thanks for checking in, just in school right now learning about Britains industrial revolution, the past is pretty interesting
Yessir, greetings to you too
so theres an alternate world where everyone's a penguin? swag
Thanks for the add back!
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billsworld is looking for you. he needs to fix his hypo-time- o- tron- r=place- something thingy. his time thingy is broke and he needs assistance. he wants your credit card number, the date, and those wacky numbers on the back as well
Today has been better than usual, i made my myspace page castle crashers themed, i'm not quite done with it but im proud of it
Ah! Sadly not, I envy the person who it is. He's so pretty!
No problem! Also, I've been getting that alot. I was thinking about changing it but then it wouldn't be calming, would it?
welcome*
you're welome! you seem very cool!
I apologize it looks like you have already met Jaken popp
I see you have discovered the Tylerverse I spoke of the other day, the Tyler’s are a web of doppelgängers from multiple universes connected through this very website, I am not in charge of this website, the person who is goes by the name of janken pop. I am glad my presence has spread far and wide to the point where a curious time traveler takes interest.
Thanks for the compliment
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that's really interesting, i hope it doesn't happen in this time line.
you should write about the whole divergence thing, it sounds very interesting too
oh :( i'm not from the usa, were any other countries affected?
Oh fuck I just saw my robby was messed up this is normal robby
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This is robby. Copy and paste him so he can take over myspace
and this is messed up robby
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what with that head?
sorrryyyyyyy
lol XDXDXD
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another time traveler, this time from the future, how cool !
how is life in 2036?
H3llo J0hn! To be hon3st i th0ught y0ur pr0fil3 pictur3 was a salad...
oh its okay good luck with the time travel buddy :)
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This is robby. Copy and paste him so he can take over myspace
fuck you i already live in da future they got TV screens at the McDonalds drive thru and Virtual Reality and fuckin computer phones dont need no damn time machine shits busted anyway fuckin "safety not guaranteed" lookin ass
The multiverse theory is literally nothing compared to the Tylerverse
One night I was playing Super Mario 64. While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK" Then my mother comes into the room and says "Are you swearing?". I said "It was Mario, not me!" My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF" She jumped on my face. She did the ground pound. She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay bowser" That night, I decided to revisit the old dire dire docks for further inspection. This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "C-CUNT" My mother ran in holding the Mario manual and started belting me across the mouth with it. Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it. She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again I'll pull off your--" That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the Dinoborg and went "BWYBYAOW" and
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You found me! Good to hear from you. Yes I have adapted and ingrained myself into this time period pretty well. I have a GE C206 unit very similar to your unit.
how much information are you allowed to reveal about the future, mr. titor?
Have you tried turning your computer on and off again?
i kno my n0kia has gone looney!!!! hopefully i can take it into the shop soon!! i think it was that snake game i d0wnl0aded :(
s0rry mr. Time Traveler.. it happens sometimes- its call a 2013 macbook pro.
Thanks 4 the add!