After getting thrown out of the house by the 'ol wife, I've decided to live my life as I see fit... I am a noble warrior at heart, and I will forever live life as one, dammit! I raise my sweet broadsword, and as I gaze upon it, with it shimmering in the pale moonlight, I am reminded of what a epic frickin' warrior I was destined to be.

For those of you who are ready to join me on my righteous quest, I accept you with open arms...
But for those of you who are just here to bully me, you're just jealous that I've open my eyes and have seen into the reality of the government's corruption! Please immediately get off of my web-page, and if I see any one of you little jelly-esque hobgoblins make hate speech on my profile, I WILL be reporting you to the CEO of this site... You WILL have your account banned, and you WILL be banned from the internet!

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR???

Looking for a sweet taverns maid to settle down with, as my ex-wife was a totally biatch...