Oh... I'm sorry.

Y-Your mom's loud during sex...!!!

Wrong 'Your...', Mike

/ mike respond challenge /j

aeaeae swaggy page!!!

// OH they wsaid smthign about gibberish being prnounced in a certian wya oculd be a moan and i made a joke abt it

ill be back in an hour, thanks for the idea ;)

I don't understand what's funny?

(OOC: BITCH I SA W UR FUCKING COMMENT ON VICS ACC FYM FOR ONCE IM THE FUNNIEST BITCH ALIVE/j)

Is it not a good thing to pray to our Lord?

? What happened, Morton?

say your prayers morton

U-Um... Okay...

N-No!!!!!!! He hasn't talked to me in a while actually, maybe it's just because I was offline for a bit though..

Help?? I guess..

That sounds so gross...

Victor? W-Wants to do it..?

No I wouldn't..even with him

die /j

TANKS FOR ADDING ME BACKK <333
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ff/8f/8f/ff8f8f79597b962aa2aeae51c051e11a.jpg

L-LAID!? No... I wouldn't do anything that sinful...

// bonjour???W?

// whatr why are oyu fren h

// mike come online challenge i miss tyou

Ilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Miiiikkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rude...

// AAAA OOPS I DIDNT KNOW THAT :(

/// AJSHBDJK I WAS GONNA WAIT FOR TMR BC ITS THE ACTUAL DAY FOR THEM BUT OKAY

// YEA im doing my hw rn bc im not at school today then i'll draw something for victors birf

// HHBASJ wishing my s/o had myspace </3
its okay we can be lonely together without victor here

// WAIT THAT MAKES ME SAD TOO NOOOOOO.... victor our beloved come back i havent talked to u in like 2 dayz i MISS THEM WAAAAAAAa

// I HOPE WE DONT GET REPLACED AAAAAAAAAAA :((

Why am I on a Leash ...

I CANT FUCKING SEE WHAT IM TYOING HELP

// OH I SEE... know im sad wtf MIKE

Mike, Is everything okay?

// WTF THIS IS KINDA COOL BUT R THINGS OKAY OR IS THIS JUST A GROOVY LITTLE THING

//im using ur brackets their easier mike

[OOC: go ahead mikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

m...mike??

// U is for you and m3mwdwwafvbfgd

// the whole soundtrack is so fuckinf good i csnt stop listening to it

// i READ THAT RIGHT AS THE SONG STARTED HELP

A whole list..?!

Rude.

OH......

It won't load? I can't see it..

w-what image?

hi mike
https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/5e50c6a175d7e90c9383852731bb01dd.jpg

O-okay, I'll ask..

What if he really doesn't want me to know? Wouldn't that be invading his privacy..?

// KAJDNJHBS HELP,, that was kinda smooth tbh

It's...not. And I want to marry him too! So maybe it IS okay..
Hm you're right. He knows a lot more than me, but I trust him!! If he's hiding something he probably has good reason...

// OH AKDJSHBJF HOMO

// wtf is that

Well, you aren't exactly dead yet-

There most certainly IS God. In my eyes, at least.

// whats it missing?

// ur bf throwin out some funky moves

I don't think there's anything wrong with being a virgin, it just means you've stayed pure and clean - you haven't given in to the sinful temptation

// NORTON MMD?????Q

//HELP WHY DID TAT MAKE ME LAUGH

//GWGGGG off topuc kinda im v awkard w topping bc uuhsdfsibv ii see andrew as submissive and andrew. is literallt me so im super awkward w this sorry (@&$)%&#)#!)@#($&%

// To the finish line,
Everywhere you look he's right on time

Dominant..? I- I don't think I could handle that..

Huh? So the submissive one?

Are you insulting Victor and calling him a...behind..like...an..a-ass?

I still don't understand...How is it affectionate? Isn't it weird to see your father in a romantic / sexual way?

[OOC:SHUT UP/j]

Mike, how is calling someone their father sexual?

andrew isnt my father though

https://preview.redd.it/5yjdcogdknj51.png?auto=webp&amp;s=6de929d0af6082f4d7c8b5c7d26f0395a7c1e23a

mia i s dead

once again please stop its becoming a serious issue mike

please stop drowning

Because I am not horny and I do not wish to be, it's sinful and gross..

I AM NOT.

NO I’m not horny :(

We went on a date in my head. Now silence Homo

mike what the fuck did you say im not ready for sex im not prepared oh god what the fuck mike

TWINK

Calm down, Mike... you’re kind of scary. You seem overly sensitive about being gay, are you just in the closet or are you in denial?

Also I would like to add that I will not be fucking myself as I’m going to visit Victor soon and he will be more than happy to do it.

I'm drownin'
I'm drownin'
I'm drownin'
I'm drownin'
Wrist so icy, wonder why she like me, bitch I'm drownin'
In water, I just bought a Cuban, dipped it in a fountain
Every where that I go it's a light show, I'm surrounded
Bust down, bust down, bust down, bust down, bust down, bitch I'm drownin'
I just bought a Cuban ring and dipped it in a fountain
Chain so heavy I feel like I'm holdin' up a mountain
Everywhere that I go it's a light show, I'm surrounded
Bust down, bust down, bust down, bust down, bust down, bitch I'm drownin'

sex pls

cute page!! love the page song, and i have noted that you can swallow 7 dozen eggs. question: do you crack them and drink them?? or say fuck it and eat it with the shell
thanks for the add!!!!! u are rlly cool

shart

hi

Inside Norton :)

noted, thanks for the fyi

I just don't like Homestuck therefore, I despise troll tyler

im on a sugar crash i aint got no fucking cash

Well would you look at that, you have encountered Troll Tyler... I don’t like troll Tyler... he can be suspicious at times

thank u you are swagadelic also

H O M O

why does the song say audio its clearly sugar crash

im a cutie...with a booty >:)

Good evening, Homo

Swallowing 7 dozen eggs is very impressive. Funambulism is also very hard, however many have died doing it. Be careful.

*[OOC:According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s