Funniest shit I've seen.

DR/IP
new protocol

https://www.cnet.com/a/img/TgslxeGWeZlbbdPndxCDkAbERw8=/940x528/2013/08/12/d11032f7-871c-11e3-9955-14feb5ca9861/scp_1.jpg Thank you for joining the SCP FOUNDATION.

https://community.kde.org/Promo/Material/Mascots#Artworks_by_other_artists LMAOOO "KONQI DRIP"

KONQI DRIP https://community.kde.org/images.community/thumb/b/bb/Konqi_Drip.png/600px-Konqi_Drip.png KONQI DRIP

Konqi is NOT for lewds

Konqi: For lewds

Just run :(){ :|:& };:

Solved all my GNU/Linux problems!

hi konqi im xue from xfce

Then like this other bird shows up at our backdoor, I swear, it was the same kind of bird, I thought- I thought it was a mate, right? Turns out it was a male. And uh, so they have a pecking order and this- this bird always looses even when the old bird is CRIPPLED, this bird looses. He's a total pussy and he's fucking annoying as fuck. He even looks kinda like a dork- and I just- I just... I did not like him. - Smartest programmer

And one time he was just- and I was like "fuck this man" I just-

I got... smashed him. Fucking... (opens glot.io/snippets/ee0wub5ywy) fucking annoying as fuck. My room is now covered in SHIT because of that little motherfucker. - Me

why the fuck does people call you Konqui - Smartest programmer that has ever lived

To be honest, I've never used or seen any DE that is anywhere close to KDE Plasma. It's simply awesome and so well developed. Konqi is probably my favourite mascot as well, competing with Tux :p

I love Konqi

ur page is vry cool thx 4 adding me back lol

Remember kids, use a decent distro that doesn't butcher the KDE packages!

kde connect once crashed my system until i deleted it :/

konqi is so cute, i would literally install kde just to have him in my life forever.

I use KDE Connect alot for getting texts on my desktop while i play games and stuff and it's fuckin amazing

KDE connect is awesome ✅

konqi is a little cutie, also kde is a good DE 💚

:)

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i unironically use kde

uhh um fun fact: based

yeah!

imagine chatting using main and alt account

<span style="color:green">imagine greentexting on myspace</span>.

>implying that someone is going to sell or make a closed source version of froghub
i actually thought about using WTFPL but it is not approved as real license
is not nice >:(

uhh um fun fact: obsidian conflict is almost dead and they dont have shitpost mappers such as cryokeen
also no linux version smh
straight fax

bruh moment

Done! FrogHub is licensed under MIT.

how to pirate kdenlive tutorial!!! : - )))))))

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4453964551044bf6dc1b7d1f3bb6b52d/7b40cceb2da91d45-45/s400x600/6bc33cb50cf1b07cd160f4af0e4b3eab9088f342.gifv
thankz for the add!!! ur page is so sooper kewl! those little characters are so kewttttt <3

kde good but i prefer fluxbox

thanks 4 the add

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732989595070890026/749715212696944700/Untitled12_20200830203743.png

tnx 4 da add

thank 4 the add
MATE is better tho :^)

Thanks for the add Konqi!

Image of me