One night I was playing Super Mario 64. While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK" Then my mother comes into the room and says "Are you swearing?". I said "It was Mario, not me!" My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF" She jumped on my face. She did the ground pound. She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay bowser" That night, I decided to revisit the old dire dire docks for further inspection. This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "C-CUNT" My mother ran in holding the Mario manual and started belting me across the mouth with it. Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it. She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again I'll pull off your--" That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the Dinoborg and went "BWYBYAOW" and

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what the f/ck is a fmby h**ters??? all ik is myspace mcdonald B)

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sex with little kids

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that's classified

is it true u put human babies in the meat ????

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but i already do bruh
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It's gay if you say homo and homo is part of no homo so no homo is gay

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kpop twitter idiots you stans you dumb fucks you jimin jungkook retards you fucking saranghae taotodara you type the dumbest shit dude go to fuckin' mcdonald's and ask for more ketchup packets you fucking loser

Thanks 4 the add!