The basics of Shakespearean English are replacing words like do with dost, you with thou or possibly thy depending on the context, because is replaced with for, from now on becomes henceforth. and then becomes thus. There are many such words but these are the basics. The price of this lesson is one drop of to be shed by you or yours.

I am the lord of all unholy gifts. Dost thou desire power for thine self? Beauty? Pleasure? Revenge? Any dark wish or twisted desires that lie within thine heart can be arranged for, for a reasonable price of course.

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