"WHY HELLO THERE, OLD SPORT." Non-binary
27 years old
United States
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The tall purple man walks up to you. He's got something to say.
❝ HEY, OLD SPORT. YEAH YOU, THE ORANGE ONE. YOU'RE THE NEWBIE, RIGHT? WELCOME TO THE TEAM.
I'M DAVE MILLER! OH, HEH, IT'S A PRETTY COMMON NAME. NOT A CRIMINAL. NOPE.
YOU GOT THE TOUR ALREADY? GREAT. LAST TIME I HAD TO INTRODUCE A NEWBIE HE QUIT AND I WAS SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK. WOULDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU. I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU, Y'KNOW. ❞
WASSUP DAVE, HOWS THE KILLING BEEN?
DAVE MILLER ADDED ME ON MYSPACE!!1!1!! CRAZY THANK U
HI DAVE (REAL
NO WAY DAVE MILLRE??!?!?!?! (REAL)
i volunteer to be one of the murdered kids
DAMN I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FIND ANOTHER DSAF FAN HERE!! so glad to know others share the same passion for the game as me :]]]
I'm so happy to be your friend !!!! your page is so cool; 3
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