cringe people

this list took me 5 years to make enjoy

• people who add custom cursors that don't align properly
• people with loud music that hurts my ears
• people who put their bio in a blog post instead of their actual about section
• people with fancy zombocom css intros that make their page unusable until the animation is done playing
• people who add people just to boost their fwiend count, usually these types of people never interact once you've added them and are boring
• people who send requests but don't message first when they're accepted
• people who set elements to fixed positions and break their pages at lower resolutions
• people who make the text color and background color nearly the same so I have to read shit using ctrl+a
• people who make test accounts
• people who delete tom's thanks 4 the add comment
• people who change the text on the add button so it doesn't say "remove fwiend" once you're fwiends so you don't know if you've added them or not
• people who edit player controls so you can't pause or turn down the music and if autoplay is turned off in your browser then you can't even start the music
• people who follow specific aesthetics
• people who use CSS animations that sway around all the elements like their page is on a boat that's getting smacked by waves
• people who make all of the text on their page blurry
• people who put 40 billion background images in their css, especially if they're gifs
• people who make the userwall id an overflow element that can only display like 3 posts at a time without needing to scroll
• people who put the @ symbol in front of usernames when referring to people. use markdown to link them or just say their id
• people who use tone indicators
• people who say unironically
• underage people who hornypost and/or refer to themselves as whores, femboys, thots, sluts, etc
• senile old people who say they're minors even though their profile info says they're 69 or 100+ years old
• witches
• elves
• probably goblins