YOU READ THE TITLE! YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING AND YOU BET YOUR VALID SWEET SOUL (or lackthereof) THAT I'M GOING TO TRY TO MAKE IT STAND OUT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!
* clears throat *
With that out of the way, let the questions commence. Whether it's something about little old me that bugs your itty bitty brain or perhaps something totally unrelated, I will try to answer any question that comes my way. Any question. Go right ahead. I have no shame 😊
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This is not a question but I will still answer. I haven't been a part of recent gay culture and I hope you forgive me for not understanding what "brand" of gay meant. (my original answer still rocks tho)
I find that I enjoy the company of artistic people the most, so I have to choose "art" as my favorite brand of gay
sbeve i meant brand of gay as in "art gay" "history gay" "rare math gay" "sports gays" "disaster gays" "ice coffee gays" "eccentric earrings gays" LMAOAOOAO 😭
I have never delved into the stories of past Presidents of the United States so I am unaware of (funnily enough) the politics relating to this specific person. This does not mean that I will avoid the question. The question was whether or not I "like" John Fitzgerald Kennedy. I am interpreting "like" in this situation not as romantic, not as platonic but as pure opinion of him. My answer?
He was an iconic man, he had an iconic voice and he met a cruel demise. I like John F. Kennedy.
DO YOU LIKE JOHN F KENNEDY????? - Pres. J
This is a good question, although a dangerous one. I believe that I should not pick favorites with sexualities or consumerism. The safest (cop-out) answer here would be to say that every brand of gay is equal in my eyes but that would be strikingly boring of an answer. I did say that I wanted my answers to stand out, didn't I? (yes I did)
So let's hear my answer, shall we? My favorite brand of gay is... one that a person does not have to be ashamed of. A gay that does not subtract from a person but adds
favorite brand of gay?
Now I am unsure how to answer that. My lack of ability may depend on several variables that have been thrown under the bus. What you have said may spark negative emotions in many who read it. Now that is not all. Not only is your comment outstandingly mean, it also lacks the general form of a question. As a fully grown and mature adult, I shall take the higher ground and answer your "question". My answer is... thank you. NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!
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