Reasons I would be a epic bf /hj

*I am funny

*I will talk a lot all the time

*I will listen to you talk about what you like and also have questions about it

*I am hot

*I am the gayest of simps and will call YOU hot

*I will give you songs to listen to sometimes

*I am very good at writing fanfiction

*If any of these things sound nice than you probably are mentally unstable but that's okay it happens