i was tempted to stay in my room today and treat myself to a monstrous blue funk, but instead i walked aimlessly outside until i found myself sitting on the beach watching the sun go down. that's when i noticed something unusual partially buried in the sand. i pulled it out and discovered it is an ornate lantern caked with seaweed. i brushed it off and got the shock of my unlife! the lantern began vibrating and glowing like i had awakened something inside, and it was now trying to get out. i dropped it like it was hot and fell back as smoke swirled up and out of the thing. when the smoke cleared away there was a ghoul floating above me. "i am the djinni of the lantern. what is your wish?"