religion is cool

On the 20th of april 2000 I woke up because my oompa luumpa started crying. While I was trying to calm him he bit me because of that his oompa luumpa genes infected me and started to mutate my DNA after that I realised that the one and only god is Joji aka. FilthyFrank aka. George Miller. From now on the only thing I can do is getting seizures in public places like McDonalds or eat dragon dildos.

My neighbour recently asked me why I can't eat any ponchos anymore like I did before my oompa luumpa bit me I said that my sexuality would suffer if I would eat something else than dragon dildos.

Last night I dreamed how I had sex with my Cat and it turned me really on so I did in real life after that the curse was broken and now I can finally eat ponchos again.