rant 👹

i just stubbed my toe in the worst was possible a bit of my nail fucking ripped off or something idk but this shit hurts BAD im surprised my whole toe didnt fly off oh my GOD this shit hurts like hell. i hate this coffee table who even put it there i dont remember buying it this is my villain origin story i will destroy every coffee table in sight starting with this bitch who started it all. cancel coffee tables 2021 they're not even for coffee. False advertisement i say FALSE ADVERTISEMENT