a memory

dave cloud was playing the springwater. my roommate was putting together a trio to open the gig. i was asked to join & happily agreed. at our first meeting as a band i asked if anyone had ideas for a name.
the guitarist quickly said “i already gave them our name.”
“oh” i replied “what are we called?”
“horse cock”
“horse cock?”
“yeah i figured people will see the flyer and think ‘woah horse cock whats that like?’”

long story short i did not perform at that gig.