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okay getting blueshelled oh yes dude i had to make sure i got the right angle to not get redded there i got side redded i had to turn to the left at the last second third place i lost to imposter connor its not like the normal 200ccs we do this kos gonna be a lot shorter where every vehicle was allowed to be used thats such a good item i was aafraid that was gonna hapepnt his things drifts not very good i have to be extra cautious tried to get this still doin fine still in the front its gonna be really hard to avoid backtrail from other players the kart oh mega tc are enabled as per usual keep that in mind of course that was good that was good hoh fourth place nice we're half way thru gp 1 mushroom gorge gap jump is free on 200 c ooh im off ok rough start got bumped multiple times and gold mushroom is not bad not bad tony is... knockin ppl out left n right gonna do the gap jump gonna be in a top spot ooh nice and we have the offroad glitch right now which is pretty epic oh i messed up its ok its ok almost hit the wall didnt even need to recorrect my uh my line i probably woulda been fine but i was just being extra cautious nice nice oh nice a mushroom in second we r primed to win this thing or dodge a blueshell well see how this goes i have yet to get a first place things r lookin good first place gotta love that lucky 2nd place mushroomwell be down to 10 contestants going into shell cup oh whopps i forgot to pull out my iten lots to keep track of thius is the first track run where i have to utilise brake drifting to be honest thats a horrible spott o get stuck nice oh aight were playing this one for the backd 1 bound tryna pull the shock oh i didnt chain in time got the bullet bill nice no he came outta there and i was dead alright star is decent lits gonna be like coming up though and i didn tthink it owuld be that quick i was trying to get past that ramp we already moved on we're chillin we're chillin here we go bullet bill this is gonna get me like 3rd place or something i coulda used that a little bit earlier roshiis out and we are down to 10 going into the shell cup where 1 person gets eliminated peach beach i needed that green oh the corner of it whats so funy about that i literally just hit the very right side of his body to screw me over and shoot me upthats what i call revenge right there beach ducks are going down give me that connor thats mine thank you noo no ho i spammed that star just a split second before i got hit by his star alright not a good race for me 7th place only nets me 3 pointswere headed to yoshi falls all four of these tracks are stupid remember its all about not getting last it would be a lot scarier if it was a wii cup gp but its not so only one person gets out we just need like one good race cuz normally the poeple who get elimited have 12 or less points you just cant bomb all 4 races pretty much im gonna play it safe and go top route and we got him oh that was huge and hes the player i predict will win this whole thing first place we're moving on for sure now 18 points after 2 races im gonna rty to do this oh not a good idea not doing that again too much speed or a fair respawn point i should say nope nice try devil devil pulls the tc nononononono we're good that was sacry i had like one of my tyers hit the wall went from full speed megashroom to like bonk and act only has 9 points one person gets out after this next race makes the track feel slightly more mellow pretty terrifying in ko tournaments for good reason the nice part is the vehicle has enough offroad to be able to you know drift some vehicles do not bowser flamerunner we could not drift in the offroad wow that was the saddest excuse for a shortcut ever if i get the opportunity to its raceway guys it doesnt matter much alright were gonna to the shortcut and it drifted left and i do not know why this is not one of my best performances goot hing it didnt matter at all poor guy