the life of postal dude

postal dude was born in paradise and he still lives there now. when he was born, the doctors thought he was very FAT.

doctors: congratulation ms. dude you have given birth to a healthy baby boy

postal baby: screeching

doctors: shut up you are FAT

and his childhood was okay, i guess. when he would go to school, he would get bullied for being stinky but that soon stopped.

and now, his teen life. he got a girlfriend named postal dudette. they went on a date to mcdonalds and it was really great.

what is postal dude doing now? he's sleeping on his couch and drooling after he has had a long day of chores and wreaking havoc on humanity. OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT HORRIFIC SMELL? oh wait its just our boy!

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