I BLEACHED MY HAIR TODAY

I dyed my hair earlier today. My hair feels like a barbies hair (plastic feeling). A bit of it fell off.
The plan was to make it light/golden blonde, but man, the bleach was too much. And it also fucking came off "splotchy". Some parts are darker, and the part that dyed was ultra light (in color)

You know what the worst part of this experience was?
LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AFTER DRYING IT.
I looked like this (No hyperbole, I AM CURRENTLY IN MY BED LOOKING LIKE THIS)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61CJpxlj5VL._AC_SL1120_.jpg

I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT AT ALL!! My mother laughed and said that i looked like a leprechaun.

I also dyed my eyebrows, they came out red though. I might do it again.

I hope i get this sorted out before vacation ends.