Wanna hear something Funny?

You bet you do. I bet you spend every hour of every day of your miserable little lives craving comedic anecdotes. There's actually nothing funny in this blog. I'm sorry to disappoi- I'm sorry- There is a bug crawling on my screen. This bug really has the audacity to crawl with it's filthy little legs across my screen, while I'm typing a blog. You know, it reminds me of someone. You. You filthy little insect. You clicked on this blog yourself. You probably thought to yourself "I wonder what wacky and comedic corpus skullz has posted today!" You fool. There is no funny, no wacky corpus to be had. Instead, you have been compared to the bug that lingers on my screen. Like this insect you stay close to the light, and hover over shit. Literal and metaphorical shit. I hope you're happy. I hope you thought this was amusing. I'm not even going to put a tone indicator on this. Oh, what a rascal I am.

Sweet dreams.