how to stop playing mario 2: tutorial

1. eject cartrajde fromcosnosle
2. throw
3. kick
4. punch
5. repeat 2-4 til satisfied
6. put candle under cartridge and light it
7. cry, knowing you've lost a dear friend today, even if he was a cartridge, and you two had your differences, you had killed him, never to be put in a console again.
8. buy new mario 2 out of guilt
9. play game

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