One night I was playing Super Mario 64 while swimming through Dire Dire Docks upon my usual business. Mario then turned his head at a 40° angle and said, "Shhh-fuck!". Then my mother came into the room and said, "Are you swearing?", and I said, "It was Mario! Not me!". My mother then grabbed me by the ear and she threw me into the bathroom, and I went "OOF!". She jumped on my face and did the "ground-pound". She then swung me around by the hair and said "So long gay Bowser!"