why u should marry me

1. im hot
2. im not hot
3. ill feed u
4. we can live in a old apartment that's falling apart
5. you could literally run me over with a car and i would still give you the world
6. i will listen to you talk about the most stupidest things
7. we can fuck till the daylight
8. i will buy u anything (no promises tho im kinda broke rn)
9. we can just sit on a couch and do nothing but i would still fall in love with you more
10. we can b 4ever 2gether

(extra)

why we should get married in a crusty, musty, dusty gas station in a ghetto neighborhood)

1. we would look like bad bitches