why i hate cartman

cartman,
a public message for you,
you're the biggest asshole i have EVER met
all you do is sit on your fat ass,
get yourself into dumb shit,
make fun of me for being a jew,
lie,
and piss me off to the fullest.
i want to beat the BRAINS out of you.

that's why you're my "friend".

tru love foreva.