reasons why kedamono is a dum dum mf

1. He's always trying to do things better than me and IT WORKS AND ITS UNFAIR
2. That one time I got hit my a truck and all he did was place a flower for my death and then remembered there was fried chicken
3. He watches a dumb TV show......all it is is just girls dancing...weird.
4. He smells
5. He farted out a frog
6. Ate a frog
7. Pretended to be me once
8. The elephant like him better
9. HE LAUGHED AT MY DEATH OMG GRRR
10. Swallowed and farted out a bullet
11. Killed me for fried chicken
12. Stepped on my eyeballs
13. idk anymore

That's about it thanks for reading ahahhaahhaha im BETTER THAN HIM😡😡😡😡