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Shower Thoughts

Ok so listen, everyone says your mother is the most important person in your life and all that but like, if you really think about it you have about a 1 in 10 million chance to be born against all the other sperm cells, on top of that your father which hold you most of the time masturbates so you have even less of a chance of being born and then add on the possibility of your father having the choice to have a child with billions of other women so in all reality your father is the most important and your mother is technically the random variable in the situation.

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ACurryInAHurry
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yes but also no cos he left😃

Umbra
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Don’t get loud with me Dummy

zoe is swag
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BAKA?1?1?!!?! so u wanna fite?

Umbra
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Ok “Baka”

zoe is swag
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"welp" uhneiwnvdk

Umbra
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Welp

zoe is swag
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i dunno >:/
thats y i asked

Umbra
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What is it supposed to mean Dummy

zoe is swag
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wuts that supposed to mean, sir

Umbra
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That’s what I thought

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