Last week-end

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I'm justin bieber and I want to tell you about my last week-end

Momma was not there. In fact, the two fans that I was fucking on the bed were in my room and their dad was watching MTV with their little fiddle. They were really drunk and they were just lying on their bed watching MTV and my girlfriend was like "Come on, let's go make out." So we were like, "yeah let's do it," but the fans made us wait because of that one's dad that's a douche bag. So I was trying to start a war between the fans because it was like a no don't do that I love him but he don't fuck my girl too much. So I had to start a war with my girlfriend.

I went to a local grocery store and I was going to leave the fans alone and they were like "No dude, you gotta use your fists," to which I said, "I don't even know how to use a fag or something so just tell me how to use my fists." That's when I started getting butt assed. It was like we were stuck in a game of chicken. We'd go to a concert and have two hours, we'd work on one song for two hours, then we'd turn around and listen to another. But it wasn't fun, man.