when i was your age

backs in my day we had only sticks and stones to play with. very entertaining. yall kids so complicated, my fellow baby boomers and i cannot keep ups. what are those devices you millennials are so addicted to? iphone 5s? how do you flip the pages? technology these days. i just forced my son to go to war and now he's a changed mans. he refuses to talk to me but that must be him getting overs the phase of snowflake. he's 9. hopefully this message reaches out to other baby boomers and we can share fond memories togethers of bullying younger generations and eating sand for dinner.